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Anger of the Week
I hate Wal-Mart. I think everyone does, but I may have actual reasons. They act like big coonglomerate assholes because they
are big conglomerate assholes. Of course I don't like how they go into small poor-ass rural American towns and under-sell
all the small businesses and drive them bankrupt only to jack-up their prices when they're the only store left in town, but
that isn't what is annoying me today. If any of you fucks are on the Grant & Alvernon side of town then you've probably
seen this new corporate attempt at control both our wallets and our minds. There is a new store being called "Wal-Mart
Neighborhood Market". Yes, this is a corporate Wal-Mart store but it's been camoflagued so that the un-trained eye sees
it as a local nieghborhood store. What these corporate bastards are trying to do is make Wal-Mart seem less like a franchise
disease taking over our country and more like a local mom and pop store just trying to make a hard-earned dollar (which is
true since these rich fuckers will do anything for a buck). This store doesn't have the Wal-Mart colors (green and white instead
of red, white, blue and yellow), doesn't have the drugged-out viagra people in the front of the store, is a smaller warehouse
than usual (the old IGA building) and doesn't have that bitch-ass annoying smile fucker yellow thing. Yes, prices are the
same but it looks like a vegan store (how all vegan stores look, earth colors and "friendly signs"). Maybe there
is nothing wrong with this store, with corporate America's annoying attempts to convert us all into good Christian Red-state
Bush-loving robots, but by some miracle it pisses me off. I have an dea. Don't buy there. Hell, don't buy shit at any Wal-Marts
(Mal-Warts). But don't live your life in a fucking box. Think for yourself.
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